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Jesus Was a Hipster

My friend, Johanna, over at FashionJargan, shared with me a delightful new website called Hipster is the New Homeless.

You can pretty much guess what it is.

I was going to post some images from the website, but realized that I had so many of my own wonderful pictures of to chose from! I have not asked a single one of my friends below if it’s ok to use their image. Not a one. I’m not sure what they will be more offended about- me saying they look “homeless” or “hipstery”. Probably will lose some friends over this. Yep.

are those two 40’s in there or are you just happy to see me?

fuck off, this is MY hot dog

come to think of it, jesus was the first homeless hipster, wasn’t he?

no caption necessary

whaaa do you mean i pissed mmmyself?

we really should have hopped that train to Santa Monica

east side 4 eva

someone come up with a caption for me, i can’t think of anything

this is what begging for change in Austin looks like

please sir….

December 3, 2009 by hipstercrite

hipstercrite

Lauren is a writer and professional Jeff Goldblum lover.

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11 Comments

Reply mysterg December 3, 2009 at 8:06 pm

Third from bottom caption – Wolverine before Puberty!

Second from bottom – hottie!

Reply Charlene December 3, 2009 at 9:53 pm

oh snap! the guy in the flag jacket on that site is my coworker at TOMS shoes.

Reply ash.lin. December 4, 2009 at 1:12 am

the girl beggin for change makes me want to move to austin, or i just really love her sunglasses- its a toss up. and i never really thought about jesus being a hipster, i mean the man was a carpenter- how could he not love flannel?

Reply Johanna December 4, 2009 at 3:58 am

You crack me up LM. The specimens are outstanding in your post today!

Reply That Chelsea Girl™ December 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm

Bawhaha! This is awesome. I've seen that website before…definitely a good one to visit on a sad day.

Reply Hannah Miet December 4, 2009 at 7:49 pm

I feel bad when I don't put change in Jesus' cup, but I know he's just going to spend it on PBR…

Reply Laurie December 8, 2009 at 7:50 pm

The guy in the wife beater:

"Told you I had to shit. Come look! You can see Mary's face! Bring a spatula and we can sell it on ebay!"

Reply Hipstercrite December 10, 2009 at 12:05 am

Mysterg and Ash.Lin- Isn't Emily a hottie? She doesn't think so. I told her she has some new fans though and that perked her up.

Charlene- I think we already had a Twitter conversation about this. I'm behind on commenting on my blog.