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This is A Quickie Post (That’s What She Said)

I unfortunately don’t have time to write a post today, so I’m going to force you to look at pictures of me.
Some of you yesterday asked to expand on my time in Hollywood. I used to be a personal assistant. Through my work, I was able to meet many of wonderful people and go to places I’ve never been. It was an insane roller coaster that I don’t regret for a second.
Here are some pics of people I met/worked with below.

This is the one guy that made me most weak in the knees. I was at a movie premiere, a movie that my boss and a friend produced, and they introduced me to him. There was talk about producing the next Pee-Wee movie, but sadly, nothing ever came of it on our end. I’m hoping Paul makes a new Pee-Wee movie soon!

I couldn’t stop staring at Thomas Lennon’s junk. This was taken in front of our office at Sunset Gower. Reno 911! shared the same building as us. I would walk by Thomas Lennon every day and blush.

Good memories

What you don’t see in this picture is the cow to the left of Lynch.
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My husband, David Byrne, and I on our honeymoon

Does he looked thrilled to see me or what? This was taken at the Sundance Film Festival. My crew knew how much I loved Crispin and when we saw him at a party, we hunted him down like panthers.

Boner time! I worked on a movie with The Blum. What an amazing guy! Even if he can’t keep his dick in his pants. He makes everyone feel incredibly special.

February 18, 2010 by

Lauren is a writer and professional Jeff Goldblum lover.

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11 Comments

  • Reply "Julie" February 18, 2010 at 7:06 pm

    lucky!!!!!!!

  • Reply Christine Macdonald February 18, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    We adore the same men.

    And YOU are adorable!

    THanks for these!

  • Reply Impressions Of My Life At The Moment February 18, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    That is super cool!

  • Reply Apryl February 18, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    I think Dangle's shorts could have been a tad shorter.

    Just sayin'

  • Reply carissajaded February 18, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    Awesome! I'm so jealous that you were that close to Peewee. sighhhh…

  • Reply Tocalabocina February 18, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    Herman is a hero of mine. I too would like to get married to a bowl of fruit salad.

  • Reply Hipstercrite February 18, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    @Julie- If you ever have the chance to encounter Jeff Goldblum, do it!

    @Kiki- I was too shy to take pics with celebs. These are the only ones that exist because I'm a big big big fan of all of them. The others I want to meet are Gene Wilder and Danny Elfman.

    @Impressions- Thank you!

    @Apryl- I agree! 😉

    @Carisaajaded- Paul Reubens is very shy in real life. He's cool, but meeting Goldblum was way more fun!

    @Tocalabocina- Yeah, I'm kind of obsessed with him too.

  • Reply Stephen K February 19, 2010 at 12:07 am

    Woah. Don't underestimate how much I want your life right now, haha. I mean come ON, David freakin' Lynch!

  • Reply RenRexx February 21, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    Wow. That is so cool!

  • Reply T!nK February 22, 2010 at 12:20 am

    I'd feel incredibly special if Jeff Goldblum was giving me a hug with a boner…. is that weird?!

  • Reply Adrienne Hadaway February 22, 2010 at 12:59 am

    I left an award for you on my blog, get it while it's hot!

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