While I work on a post about being a poor hipster…
Who Has the Best Abs for a Dead Guy?
What is your pick?
“I may or may not be wearing underwear right now. You decide.”
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“Do you think these pants conceal my hips? I feel fat today.”
“Come any closer and I’ll slice you with my abs.”
I never knew Paul Newman was Jewish. My grandma would approve!
What a bush!
“Hello, Hunter? Guess what I’m wearing right now….”
28 Comments
Oh your captions are too funny! I like the one on the pool board! I think Marlon Brando & Paul Newman had the best.
paul newman ftw.
My vote is for Jesus!
ooo i love me some steve mcqueen!
Mmmmm. Dead Paul Newman. [Cool] Hands [Luke] down.
Rock Hudson is my gay (dead) boyfriend, but I'm gonna have to say Paul Newman. My Jewish fetish is almost as strong as my gay fetish. Almost.
Mmmmm… a young (and breathing) Paul Newman. Nice. In high school I dated a guy whose dad looked just like Paul Newman. I practically lived at their house. Good times.
I'm going for Paul Newman's abs too! ;p
Can I add a nominee? Please?!!
Google seach images for Joseph Pilates (founder of the exercise regime).
Abs to die for at any age!!
Paul Newman! He's so hot!
pauul muthafuckin newman!! lol
Paul Newman can put his dressing on my salad any day.
Oh god…Steve McQueen…
It's hard to tell since some of these guys' pants are hitting at mid-chest level, but I'll go with Matthew McConaughey… I mean… Paul Newman.
That James Dean pic is hilarious lol!! fail hahaha..
hipsterical… !!
I love your captions and I vote for Mr. Newman -and second the comment about dressing my salad anyday,… OMG, my glasses are fogging.
Paul Newman wins every contest ever.
Oh, Paul.
I make out with his salad dressing label sometimes, just to be close to him.
That picture of Paul Newman is fine, but I just can't go past my Atticus.
Newman. NO CONTEST. That man was gorgeous.
Ooooh my vote is for the young Paul Newman.. heellooo!!!
Mmmm, Paul Newman, so delicious. I would like to have been Newman's Own, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Paul Newman all the way! Too bad those are dead abs though, I guess, if he weren't, they'd be really old-guy abs. Not my favorite.
Well those are all well and good, but Kiana Tom gets my vote
Paul Newman!
Oddly I'm not at all into blondes as a rule, yet I'd take Paul Newman (yum!) and even Steve McQueen, from that list. Paul Newman though…lovely. Those eyes. That smile. And he made great pasta sauce too!
I can't even answer this adequately because any time I see young Brando's pretty, pretty face I get all…incoherent.
Paul Newman, anytime of the day or night or in my dreams. Plus, I'd be mesmerized by his eyes more than his pecs anyway.
Bring it on, baby blue eyes.
Brando wins overall body. Newman wins overall hotness. Heston wins best chest hair. McQueen wins for going commando.