Shirt: Gap cami with bra built in, 1998 which means padding in bra has turned lumpy therefore my boobs look lumpy, $.05
Pants: Alternative Apparel Eco-Heather Long Pant, excellent at giving camel toe, $38
Shoes: Carlie Mary Jane Crocs, from fashion mecca Banff, Canada, $40
Notes: Awhile back, I tried making my hair ombre style. I didn’t know that there was a name for it, so I kept telling people that I wanted to make my hair look like that of Nicole Atkins’. I’m not sure I succeeded in this attempt. I’m afraid my hair looks green.
What I’m Doing Today: Trying to wash the green out of my hair.
Mood: Cranky
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it’s not that green. Next to the grass you can hardly tell
Oh phew! Thanks, Nick!
Even if your hair was green, I wouldn’t be able to tell because I can’t stop looking at your triceps. I’m going to go do some chair dips now.
Jenny, thanks, but that is an illusion. If my arms were laying flat they’d look like bags of playdough.
Thank you so much for standing up for this comfortable and sensible footwear. My beloved blue Crocs get so much hate just wearing them here around my own damn house. Someday I’m just guna go out dancing on a Saturday night, climb up on the bar and just start popping in my Crocs.
Love Crocs