What does heaven look like to you?
I just made that up.
That’s what my dear friend Chris (the next adopted Weinstein Brother) said to me earlier today on AIM.
Being single and living in a big city can suck. Having one arm may suck more though…
After finding out my fiance was gay and suddenly needing to move, I turned to Craigslist to deliver to me a roommate and confidant. I narrowed my search down to finding a fellow single gal. I fantasized about us having late night talks and mixing our social circles. I thought of how I’d meet my new boyfriend through her and we’d laugh at my wedding reception how it all began on a site that listed yard sales and sex opportunities. I envisioned strangers stopping to tell us how our witty banter belonged on HBO, or at worst Fox.
Reality quickly bitch slapped the fantasy right out of me. Turns out not many people are rushing to live with a single 25 year old stranger. My new roommate Kira was nothing that I had hoped. Upon first looking at her she looked like a (more…)
Because it’s all about this little problem we’re having with you reading my blog…
I’m serious, Dad. DON’T READ THIS ONE.
STOP RIGHT NOW.
Ok, if you aren’t my father, you can continue reading…
So, I get a Facebook message from my father the other day telling me that he’s defriending me on Facebook (which he has yet to do). Actually his words were, “I’m cutting you loose”. He wasn’t specific on which way he was cutting me loose. For all I know, he could have been trying to tell me that he was sailing to Marlon Brando’s island out in the South Pacific and I was to never hear from him again. I found out later that he meant Facebook, when my Mother, called me concerned.
“You father called me.”
My parents have been divorced for seventeen years, so when my dad calls my mother, it’s usually because he’s worried about me and doesn’t (more…)
Hey boys and girls! You know what time it is?