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I’m not an expert on anything, except for maybe naps (they’re really, really good for you), but because I’m a Writer on Medium, I’m actually an expert on everything and today I’m going to share with you 35 foolproof ways to find happiness.
- Stop being depressed, first and foremost.
- Stop dating bartenders.
- If you are a bartender, stop being one.
- Stop buying recycled toilet paper. (This is more so to make your butt happy.)
- Stop looking at your phone all of the time.
- Stop perusing the Internet all of the time.
- Stop comparing yourself to others.
- JUST.
- STOP.
- DOING THINGS.
- OK?
- Take a nap.
- Polish off a bottle of red and take a five-hour nap.
- Polish off a bottle of red and put Purple Rain on the record player.
- Wait, don’t. When you realize you can’t dance or sing like Prince, you’ll fall into deep funk. (Trust me.)
- Those $45 crystals aren’t going to work. Buy the $5 crystals. (more…)