Dear Women Who Loooove Douchebags,
I’m meeting more and more of you lately. Pretty, smart and outgoing young women who date utter and complete douches- and not in the “vaginal irrigation” sense. More like the “vaginal irritation” sense.
You wonder why the douchebags you date don’t call you, don’t want to be exclusive or never any affection or respect. You ask everyone but the douchebag why he doesn’t want to introduce you to his friends or family, why he insists on having sex without a condom and why he must still talk to his ex every day.
The douchebags always break up with you and you’re constantly left in a state of total despair, crying, “Gosh, there must be something wrong with me!”
You’re right.
There is something wrong with you.
It’s not that you’re not attractive, intelligent, interesting, fun to hang out with or fun to sleep with.
Your problem is that you date douchebags.
Duh.
You suffer from Douchebag Attraction Disorder. DAD for short (I’ll (more…)